SHIT TO DO BEFORE I DIE #36 & 219

36. March in the New York Gay Pride Parade

219. Impersonate a Native American















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My buddy Joe was already planning to march in the New York Gay Pride Parade with the fine people of NESS, a wonderful organization dedicated to New York's GLBT Native American community. He asked me to come along. Seeing a chance to be cheered on by hundreds of thousands of homosexuals as I strolled with my distinctive stride down the middle of the street as I passed the Empire State Building, I was pretty thrilled.














You gotta love my presence in these photos. Talk about your red-headed stepchild.
But we threw condoms to the masses and they loved us.
One guy asked me if I was Native American, and I admitted I wasn't. So he asked me why I was marching with the Indians. I said, "Because they have the biggest dicks in the world."
I don't know if that's true, but he seemed satisfied.
Because apparently, so did I.